- Never let the gas in your car go below half a tank.
- If you set your mind to it, you can survive through anything.
- Never leave home without cash in your pocket.
- In NYC the streets go up from south to north and the avenues east to west.
- You can be strong and fearful at the same time.
- If someone is stealing your dessert out of your lunch pail, put a laxative in your treats and then you’ll know who did it and they’ll never steal ’em again!
- How to spit.
- Faith.
- Never refer to your mother as “she” or “her”.
- Shit or get off the pot!
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